In a drunken stupor I decided it was a brilliant idea to try and climb a tree while walking home from the bars. I thought I would be cool and impress my friends. I survey the tree for a little bit and choose the best route up, I begin my ascent and about 3 branches in I realize I may have made a critical error in judgment, there are no more branches for me to grab and I had to get boosted up to get into the tree in the first place, so I am pretty much stuck. » Read More

I have a friend named jt3 who used to have a tendency to black out. He and my other buddy mike went out and i stayed in. The showed up later with Mike all mad that jt3 had blacked out and knocked over the minibar in a swanky dc townhouse party lobby area. apparently he also punched a model? anyway mike comes in and says screw your friend he's never coming out with us again and goes to the restroom, which, in this efficiency apt, was located on the other side of the close. so you have to go thro » Read More

After a relatively successful night out we started to make our way home from the bars with a couple of girls in tow. We were outnumbered 2 to 1 but this was a good problem to have, or so we thought. We begin our march down the street in search of a cab to get these girls home before they change their minds. Being a busy Saturday night our search went on for much longer than I would have liked, by the time we actually got a cab the two girls who were not receiving enough attention from my friend » Read More

Typical Saturday night, I am pre-gaming it up with a little beer pong, killing it as usual when a group of ladies walks by and asks if they can play. Not one to disappoint (or discriminate) I oblige and we begin. I figure at the very least this will be a great opportunity to impress these girls since I was having a pretty good night at the table. We get into the game and these girls hit the first few shots, beginner’s luck I think. » Read More

I don’t know if this is my "best" drinking story, but it’s certainly a crazy one. Mind you this all occurs after sharing half a bottle of rum, and a bottle of vodka with just one other person. So it starts out with me wandering around the back yard, apparently looking for something I lost and being very upset about it...somehow I end up under the back porch, and then I fell and start rolling around in the dirt. » Read More

OK.. this is seriously embarrassing but oh so funny...
There was this Halloween party out on a reserve... and I went with some friends to check it out... we got there around 7 or 8, and we brought along about 5 24's and a few bottles. Our booze didn’t even compare to what was already there... There was a wall stacked full of 24’s and whatever else and a table full of every kind of bottle there ever was.. lol. So we were just introducing ourselves to everyone and enjoying ourselves... dri » Read More

One of my favorite drunk stories was the time we got to so hammered we went to Jack-in-the-Box and ordered Big Macs and Chicken nuggets. We got into this huge argument with the person taking our order, we thought she was purposely messing with us by saying they didn't sell those items there. We were yelling at her to quit screwing around and complete our order, we never got our order filled but I will always remember that night, classic! » Read More

Recently I went to a friend’s house for a party. We get there and it’s already well underway. The music is blasting, burgers and hot dogs are on the barbecue and beer pong and flip cup is in full swing. So I’m drinking with my buddy (who we’ll call Bill) for a few hours when (and I don’t know how or why), Bill starts talking about how urine is sterile. The party was starting to die down, but he brought it back to life single-handedly. » Read More